ISBN Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer. Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet. If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of.

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Read with my daughter. A quick say, five minutes read and a great little gift to give somebody. Anyway, whenever you think you’re alone in this world, that you’re a cool, interesting but friendless person, buy this book I’m assuming you’ll just have to buy it yourself and remember, you might be alone but, ironically, you’re not the only one feeling that way. Return to Book Page. I really liked it as silly as it sounded! I like to blame sleep deprivation for my lack of iniative, but mostly it was because I had a baby so young I was still in monkey-mind.

All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen

The only happy person in the whole book? More about Jory John. Books by Avery Monsen. My daughter asked for this for her 21st birthday. Jory John Author Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer. If Sartre had had children did he? Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children’s book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character’s unique daed and wide-eyed predicament.

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I got it at the library, but will try to remember it for eventual gift giving. Is there anything more noble, more foolishly brave and human, than laughing in the face of death? Jul 31, Ginger rated it it was amazing. Apr 10, Sr3yas rated it really liked it Shelves: The vagaries of the reading life… View all 5 comments.


Build yourself a blanket fort and share a plate of cookies with someone you love unless everyone you know is dead and enjoy this great book, together. In another hilarious gag, a ventriloquist says “All my friends are dummies”.

All My Friends Are Dead

If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. May 22, Carlos De Eguiluz rated it really liked it.

I love the friendds. Thanks for telling us about the problem. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. This page was last edited on 14 Decemberat Then a baker says all his friends are bread. View all 29 comments.

Dec 27, Mischenko rated it really liked it. Avery Monsen Author Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. In fact, there’s a good chance I’ll be shelling out the 10 bucks now after all. Jun 09, Debbie rated it really liked it Shelves: Hamlet sure felt like this guy.

Yes, there’s really a glue entry. Boy, I laughed at that one. Find out more about OverDrive accounts. For the Turbonegro song, see Party Animals album. I felt sorry for all the characters but especially for this tree. Maybe one of the pages should have had the Bard saying “A lot of Goodread users are retar dead”. A while back, a colleague of mine told me he had a picture of a clown projected up on his board, and a student ran out of the class screaming.


For the Hood song, see Compilations — I think we can up that clown’s count to 3.

And what about this old guy? I kept seeing this book everywhere for the past couple years.

Sometimes you pay a buck or less at some Library book sale or garage sale and discover an absolute treasure that stays with aveey for the rest of your days My favorite example is The Collected Poems of Philip Levineakl just a criminal inversion of cost vs.

Super clever and surprisingly profound, it shows you how everyone and everything like socks and cassette tapes have it tough.

A time machine would be prefer I’ve always regretted that when I had a baby I wasn’t clever enough to think of teaching her humorously inappropriate knowledge, like the baby who knows dead American presidents. That’s something you do for academic books – not for books like this, right? Yes, it could be said that its a tad bit morbid, but that’s how we play at my house. NOT a childrens book. I think I can make my own versions about this, minus the illustrations of course.

This one has to be my favorite: Open Preview Avrry a Problem? I li My daughter asked for this for her 21st birthday. I actually found it more poignant than laugh-out-loud funny.