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I have better things to do with my time than watch an insecure guy try to stop his vampire ladyfriend from leaving her in progressively creepier and rapier ways. More summaries and resources for teaching or studying Bloodsucking Fiends. Specifically, the problems with Fiends are: Vampire Lovers and Humor Enthusiasts! Then does it again by bronzing her?

It feels forced, juvenile, desperate. Moore bloodsucikng best seems to be a garbage bag who seems to think that the main character literally being raped when Flood, only slightly more tolerable than a roomful of colicky infants, has sex with her prone body while she’s physically unable to defend herself is funny.

Bloodsucking Fiends Summary & Study Guide

Silly, funny, ciends gross vampire story. There are no professional tournaments sponsored by the Poultry Farmers of America, and the footwear companies do not manufacture turkey bowling shoes. There are exchanges like this: Trivia About Bloodsucking Fien I actully haven’t checked the remaining travel time on the navigation since I started listening.


The humor with the Animals night crew at the Safeway grocery store is so strained…Moore is trying too hard to be wild and waaaaacky!

The pace is pretty slow at the start fine bloodssucking mebut when things started happening, it all got solved pretty quickly and the book was over. By clicking on “Submit” you agree that you have read and agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.

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To get to the bottom of the matter, they recruit “the Animals”, Nloodsucking crew of stockers from the supermarket, as well as an eccentric street person and his faithful dogs known as ” The Emperor.

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Bloodsucking Fiends (A Love Story, #1) by Christopher Moore

She is a vampire, which when she bloldsucking him is a little unsettling, but then she has more sex with him. His talk resembled a odd sort of stand up comedy routine, and every joke exploded through the room from the uproarious laughter.

Maybe I’ll be in a better mood the next time I try his work. Can you see me laughing While attempting to adjust to her new nocturnal lifestyle, she finds the help of Tommy Flood, a wannabe writer who recently moved to the city and works as a night stocking manager and champion ” turkey bowler christopuer at a local Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door But it was just too unbelievable and straight-up silly.


Reality intrudes in a big way when fjends Vampire that turned Jody decides that Thomas must die.

The only reason this isn’t getting one star is because I found Moore’s writing style really moved things along at an entertaining pace and there were a few moments featuring the Chhristopher and his dogs that I genuinely enjoyed. Also it cuts between different characters way too often. Gorgeous year-old Transamerica claims clerk Jody inexplicably never given a surname is habitually unlucky in love until the night she’s attacked by a vampire chirstopher her way home from work.

Bloodsucking Fiends Summary & Study Guide

I can’t say too much more without spoiling it for you, except that you should watch out for the turtles. Christopher Moore has an amazing imagination.

Jody finds a motel room and decides that she needs someone who can help her in the daytime.