Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. The complete series list for – Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore. Series reading order, cover art, synopsis, sequels, reviews, awards, publishing history. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm.

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Oh, your mother is a superficial, crazed harpy, how original. Oh, Tommy just doesn’t understand women hochachachacha Bloodsucking Fiends is the story of several unlikable characters, some of whom are vampires, some of whom are idiots, and one based on an actual historical personage, although that connection is never mentioned so you might spend the entire book wondering if he’s supposed to be immortal too, and you’ll definitely spend the end of the book wondering why, since he was the only character who was even a little bit likeable, his final scene had to be so particularly shitty.

Refresh and try again. A young woman Jody gets turned into a vampire, and she’s left alone with tons of cash.

Retrieved from ” https: As Jody and Tommy struggle togetherunder cover of darknessto learn the secrets of vampire life, they fall in love, of course, and suffer all the routine problems inherent in interspecies romance, including wildly divergent eating and sleeping habits, immortality, and murder. Silly, funny, kinda gross vampire story.


But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she bloodscking the decision has been made for her. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.


The one negative comment that I would make, is that I don’t see this as a love story. She realizes that she needs to have a human to help her out in the daylight hours.

It combines elements of the supernatural and of the romance novel. Bloodsucking Fiends Trade Paperback His father must have never explained to him bloodsuckijg if something is too good to be true it probably is.

As near as I can tell, there wasn’t a point. Bloodsucking Fiends has a lot going for it. I read that he felt he was writing a 3-act screenplay that would be easily adapted into a Hollywood vampire comedy film.

Add to Cart Add to Cart. It is different to any other vampire story that you have read, or will ever read, unless somebody plagiarises Moore.

BLOODSUCKING FIENDS by Christopher Moore | Kirkus Reviews

I didn’t laugh a single time through the whole thing. It really has none of the ambiguity of the “what’s the difference between three and four stars?

The pacing is clunky as we go around the room and each Animal character mouths his jokey one-liner contribution to the scene. There was no vampire sire to teach her how to be a vampire. Apr 15, L rated it really liked it Shelves: But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.

The pace is pretty slow at the start fine by mebut when things started happening, it all got solved pretty quickly and the book was over.

I just could not take him seriously. Jody is a novice vampire. Yes, this is all my fault. At the same time she feels incredibly alone in her new condition.


frienxs My sister and my husband have been swearing up and down that I would love Christopher Moore. She thought, My closet is starting to look like an ostrich hatchery.

Bloodsucking Fiends Series in Order – Christopher Moore – FictionDB

I have better things to do with my time than watch an insecure guy try to stop his vampire ladyfriend from leaving her in progressively creepier and rapier ways. I saw Christopher Moore give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and having only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience.

That was probably a good thing, as she was rather unredeemable. Although Jody can be a little tricky and high-maintenance with her vampire lifestyle, Tommy is in love he thinks.

You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that’s where C. Dec 30, Wendy Bunnell rated it it was ok.

My library carries the hardcopies but I am loving having this delivered via car speakers during the moring and evening rush hour. I was really confused in the beginning scene with an Emperor and a Pyramid…it soon becomes clear that the Emperor is a street bum, but the Pyramid I never got. There was no vampire sire to teac 3. Everyone once in a while, though I hit on a Fluke ….