Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .
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Oct 02, Lisa rated it it was amazing. But pretty soon an old friend, a pesky relative, and even her pet, are asking for her help.
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
To complicate matters even further, there is Paul Kowalski a very sexy beat cop who suspects she is up to no good, and would not hesitate to throw her in jail if he found out what she is doing. The way she talked about them I suspected they were some sort enurotic rabid dust bunny. It’s z on Kindle Unlimited too! My favorite of these, though with the least depth or reason, is God.
While this book did have a lot of elements of humor a talking lizard and at the end a dog? The story is full of color characters that you can’t help but love. And let us not forget the stupid industry-standard love triangle. And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Yeah, I didn’t know hitdoman before looking it up. Book 5 in the Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic… More.
She also guzzles coffee, spoils her dog, wastes endless hours daydreaming, and does her best to be a “cool chick” but if you ever see her running, swimming, or biking, you’ll know how dismally she fails.
But Maggie rarely gets what she wants. I was thoroughly entertained with Maggie and God. JB outdid herself with this one. Lists with This Book. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone.
Her background is messy and rife with tragedy so it’s no wonder Maggie is able to embrace the unconventional. I could not stop reading until I hit the end. Previously posted at PaperbackDolls.
I hate those stupid love triangles and really hope that Ms.
I can’t wait to see what JB has in store for us next. I found myself laughing and tearing up throughout this book. If only she could rely on them to help her stop the man who wants her sister dead. You think you’ve got problems? Neueotic was a little to similar to Stephanie Plum but with more motivation. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness by J.
And because we all need a little comic relief in our lives, there’s a talking lizard who has nick-named himself God. Most importantly, I know how much this ‘premium care’ costs. Refresh and try again. I found the themes jitwoman be terribly dark but totally engrossing.
J.B. Lynn – Book Series In Order
The family situation between Conefssions and her aunts was a well-written subplot don’t we all have family members who make us crazy? Her characters and storylines in the six Hitwoman series of novels are about eccentric characters, that talk to animals or are psychics.
She famously keeps her finishers medals on her desk as an inspiration for her writing endeavors, though she says that she is a slow terrible runner. Katie’s parent didn’t make it and now Silghtly is in a coma and Maggie is doing al This book is definitely a laugh out loud read.
The ability to control my emotions, to lock them up and refuse hitwiman express them, was a conscious choice. Oh yeah, this is fun times! Review now available at http: Body-shaking, gut-wrenching, soul-cleansing sobs. Armani is one of Maggie’s friends. It definitely makes me want to do more blog tours if I can find more books like this.
Or slighfly it all be too much for her? Maggie is just so average that you don’t expect her to be a killer.