George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.

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No one was better at following up a fart joke with a stabbing insight about how twisted our perceptions of reality are. And there might even be some stuff you left at your parents’ house: I decided to purchase it again as a permanent addition to my personal library. If you are a seller for this product, would you like to suggest updates through seller support? Let’s talk about other people’s stuff. I was waiting to find something to laugh at.

It’s there for me every day. Everybody’s got his own little pile of stuff.

Brain Droppings by George Carlin

Tell him, brani, this veal tastes like the inside front panel of Ferdinand Magellan’s shorts. Books by George Carlin. Feb 02, Nicholas Armstrong rated it really liked it.

It is made up of little droopings and one liners which will make you pass milk through your nose if your are unlucky enough to be drinking it at the time you are reading. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. George Carlin really makes yo I greatly enjoyed this book. I did not hear back from him during the school year, which was fine, according to our teacher, and soon summer began.


X People who have memorized a lot of TV-show theme songs and are really proud of it. Wish geeorge got a couple more years out of George, he is greatly missed. I wonder what he would have made of the world we live in now, especially considering how much he disliked the America of his own time.

I’m listened to the audio braain edition, read by Carlin himself. But this book was just ok. If you’re alone, show the guy you’re a real man. ComiXology Thousands of Digital Comics.

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I’d like to read this book on Kindle Don’t have a Kindle? Otherwise someone else might wind up with more stuff. Come back the next day with a small truck. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness.

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And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself. Otherwise, I figure I’m as clean gerge when I walked in. I’ve heard comedians that have made me laugh as much as Carlin, but not in the same scope. Not sure what the other drivers thought about that. If the word cuisine appears in the advertising, it will be expensive.


And so you begin to relax in Maui on that basis. Or whatever room they put you in, there’s usually a dresser or a nightstand, and caglin never any room on it for your stuff. Preview — Brain Droppings by George Carlin.

Tell your waiter you want to make a substitution: Despite of all that, Droppinngs worked my way through it, telling myself it would get better. I had quite not taken into account how much his delivery played a role!

The claim on the cover is true- pick it up, turn to any page, and laugh. You got your 8 x 10 autographed picture of Drew Carey, a large can of gorgonzola-flavored Cheez Whiz, a small, unopened packet of brown confetti, a relief map of Corsica, and a family-size jar of peppermint-flavored, petrified egg whites. Published April 22nd by Hachette Books first published January 1st X People who say, “Knock knock,” when entering a room and, “Beep beep,” when someone is in their path.

It’s just the idea of a car alarm that I find offensive. X Guys who wink and give me the peace sign simultaneously.