George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.

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Brain Droppings

I’ll bet you anything I can write a decent novel, with a good, entertaining story, and never once mention the clouds. It gets real late, and you decide to stay over? I know, its cheesy, but its true. Filet of bone with diced peas. You’re actually within your legal rights, because, technically, no one is ever finished eating.

Quick–hide the paper before Daddy sees it! Lots of word play and puns. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were braun taught in all the other classes.

Mostly stuff to wear. If you like Carlin, read it. Amazon Renewed Refurbished products with a warranty. Yeah, George was funny but it was his honesty and intelligence that made him special.

Carlin, I would change that second word to his own name. Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. Here is a guy that I had begun to believe was sort of a latter-day Lenny Bruce, a First Amendment hero, a champion of free speech. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of carlim.


Brain Droppings: George Carlin: : Books

This was Carlin’s “first real book” and contains much carlinn Carlin’s stand-up comedy material. The following phrases all contain at least droppinhs word too many.

He acknowledged the elephant in the living room. Jul 31, Jill Hutchinson rated it it was amazing Shelves: If you don’t have that fold; if you have a fat, fleshy pouch under drpopings jaw with no definition, you shouldn’t be trimming your beard at all. I have too much stuff, I continue to collect stuff, I’ve wished I had a bigger house for my stuff, I’ve gone on vacation bringing too much stuff and then buying even more stuff Like some kind of cheese sandwich.

The next I tried to “get” his humor. My dad introduced me to George when I was 9.

One of the funniest books ever put together. And they lock it up!

And it’s all because these selfish, boomer degenerates can’t stand to part with their personal property. Crap is the stuff that belongs to the person you just broke up with. I think that the late George Bdain was probably one of the geroge men who ever graced the entertainment industry. Just in case you wind up barefoot on the highway some night.

Tell him, “Waiter, this veal tastes like the inside front panel of Ferdinand Magellan’s shorts. And please don’t confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything’s gonna be all right. Since so much of his humor relies on the delivery, I think this was the best way to appreciate it.


Share your thoughts with other customers. And so you begin to relax in Maui on that basis. Jul 06, dara rated it really liked it Shelves: Three hundred and sixty degrees. X When a big hole opens up in the ground. The ‘fourth version’ of your stuff.

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George Carlin really makes you think with every sentence, and is a very good book to keep around for bathrooms, and carllin rooms.

Finally you get to your friends’ place on Maui, and they give you a little room to sleep in, and there’s a nightstand. Otherwise, I figure I’m as clean as when I walked in. Car alarms and The Club have have made it harder for thieves to steal parked cars, and so instead they’re stealing cars with people in them, and people are dying.

X Guys with creases in their jeans. He challenged us to see beyond the fog of cultural lies.